Half a mile to Trannyshack
I was on my way to Trannyshack
Dressed to the nines for such a
Wonderful ball. Click Clack, went my
Feet, thumping and jumping -my pumping heart as
I made my way across the road.
Flick my hair as I pass a homophobe
And wonder if he knows.
That Roxy’s out tonight.
It’s only half a mile to go.
The train stations well in sight.
So I tap my heels together and wiggle my bum
And wonder ahead .
Good God what’s to come.
My war paint it seemed to hold
God wasn’t I very bold as I stepped onto the train.
Straight into the middle of a premier
Supporters club singing songs.
My impending doom?
But then I dropped my wrist flashing
My luminous nails and listened to the wails
Of United united .
My big heart skipped a beat but then I found my
Seat, half a mile to Trannyshack.